He knocked!
I saw him through the open blinds
and I know he saw me. I continued to the
couch and sat. He’ll see the NO
SOLICITING sign and take off but no he knocked again. I was getting upset but went to open the
door. He was polite enough and started
his spiel. I was polite too – a few
tight smiles and head nods but not really listening. My leg started to itch. I scratched it and tried keep eye
contact. A few minutes went by and a few
more scratches. Then I decided to go for
it. No one was walking in the
neighborhood. It was a little bit past
twilight. I scratched my leg one more
time. This time standing up and bending
my knee up to scratch my calf. And then
I did it. He moved his clipboard to the
side and I kicked him in the crotch as hard as I could. When he was doubled over I kicked him in the
stomach. He fell down. I gave him a hard push with my foot that sent
him down the steps. “Learn to read. NO SOLICITING!” I shouted as I pointed to the
sign next to the door on the house. I walked
back inside and heard moaning. I locked
the door and dead bolted it. I walked to
the windows and shut the blinds; one window at a time, watching the guy roll
around in pain and trying to get up. By
the time I closed the third blind he had got up and walked away while doubled-over not looking back. I went into the
kitchen for a snack and went to watch TV hoping the rest of the night would be uneventful.
*written by me
*written by me
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